Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Witticism

I found this brochure called, "If at first you don't succeed, Don't try skydiving." It has 101 funny one-liners. They aren't all funny, but some of them make me laugh, so I thought I'd share the goodness:
Never Answer an anonymous letter.
It's lonely at the top, but you do eat better.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

More to follow!

1 comment:

Blogadelic said...

Good stuff, can't wait to see more. Thanks for the b-day e-card. That is cool reading about you and 'Dylan.' Just loving people right were they are is what its all about.